They go crazy for the stuff. They'll do anything to get it.
They’ll climb mountains. They’ll swim rivers. They’ll sing karaoke.
So, if you ever have some spaghetti, and you happen to meet a goat,
just give it to him. Or her.
You do not want to hear a goat sing karaoke.
They sound like hedgehogs and pigeons running chainsaws.
They sound like a bullfrog who’s gone out for three nights drinking and come back
to find his home turned into a golf course.
They sound like antelopes... and what do antelopes sound like?
They sound a lot like goats.
skunks can sing!
Have you ever seen a skunk get up on stage
and be booed off it?
Have you ever seen them get any bad feedback
I didn’t think so.
And that’s because, of course, they’re excellent singers.
It has nothing to do with people
being afraid they’ll let loose a stink bomb.
See, skunky, how I defend you?
Only because you deserve it!